Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 01, 2006
Transcript:
"Happy New Year, Ralph!" "Ooooohh! I don't feel so good!" "I think I overindulged last night!" "Overindulged?? Ralph, you don't drink, and you were in bed by 12:30!" "I know, but I ate a lot!" "I start my new diet today, so I had to polish off all the leftover holiday goodies before midnight!" "I think my stomach has a hangover!" "Your stomach's been hanging over for years!"
No wonder he overeats- with this non-supportive, abusive shrew for a wife.