Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 14, 2005
Transcript:
"Valentine's candy?? For me??" "Before you get excited, let me explain..." "I bought several of these to give to all my close friends!" "You consider me a close friend?" "No, but I had one left over!" "I was going to give it to the garbage man, but he doesn't come until Friday." "This is the best Valentine's Day ever!!"
Good for you, norman!!!!!!