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May 21, 2004
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"I really admire you for agreeing to give the graduation speech at the mall cop academy, dad!" "Giving a speech in front of thousands of people would make me freeze up!" "I'd be petrified!  I'd get the hiccups or lose my place!  I'd be paralyzed with fear!" "Oh, well, have fun!" "Did you say thousands of people?"
May 24, 2004
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