Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 03, 2002
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?I think you should tell your wife how you feel.? ?Thanks for the advice, doctor!? ?But now let me get to the reason I?ve come to see you?I have an ingrown toenail, see, and?? ?I?m not a podiatrist, Mr. Drabble?I?m a psychologist!? ?You are?? ?I wish the phone book used larger print!? ?You may also need an optometrist!?