Drabble by Kevin Fagan for January 12, 2002
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?Attention, mall shoppers?has anyone seen my riot baton?? ?I may have left it in the food court or the men?s room!? ?Information booth? ?If found, please notify Officer Drabble. A riot baton should only be handled by a trained professional. Thank you.? ?I hate it when that happens!?