Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 01, 2000
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?Here are our seats, Norm!? ?Wow! Two rows behind home plate!! ?Now, listen?we?re sitting amongst the V.I.P.?s! Act like we belong here. Don?t get all star-struck!? ?WOW!! IT?S MARK McGWIRE!!? ?Dad, that?s not Mark McGwire! It?s just the bat boy!? ?WOW!! IT?S MARK McGWIRE?S BAT BOY!!?