Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 15, 2000
Transcript:
"Attention, allergy sufferers..." "With your doctor's prescription, this new pill will eliminate most allergy symptoms so you can live your life again!" "Possible side effects include nausea, headaches, indigestion, hair loss, skin rash, depression, drowsiness, athlete's foot..." "Hot flashes, tennis elbow, insomnia..." "I think I'd rather have the allergies!"