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Feb 22, 2000
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"I can't believe we're in Las Vegas."
 "And there's a wedding chapel!"
 "The "Burnin' love marriage chapel!" Marriages performed by an authentic Elvis impersonator! Come on, let's go!"
 "Hi! If we pay you in cash, will you marry us right now?"
 "UH-huh!"
 "Right this way, y'all!"
 "I'm impressed, Norman, you're obviously going to wait until the last second to wimp out!"
Feb 24, 2000
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