Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 08, 1999
Transcript:
Steinbauer: I have another confession... I'm the one who called the cops on your New Year's Eve party. Ralph: Hee hee! Say, remember when you tented your house because you thought you had a mouse infestation? Steinbauer: Yeah... Ralph: I bought those mice at the pet shop!! Steinbauer: Ha ha ha Ralph: I can't believe it, Steinbauer, but I think I'm going to miss you! Sniff! Steinbauer: I'd put my arms around you, Ralph, but I don't think they'd reach!