Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 02, 1999

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Ralph: Excuse me... Where are the Easter supplies? Clerk: Sorry, we don't have any this time of year! Ralph: But Easter is this Sunday! Clerk: Most people do their shopping early. If you want Easter supplies, you have to buy them right after Valentine's day! Ralph: Oh. Then I guess as long as I'm here I'll buy a mother's day card. Clerk: Too late!