Drabble by Kevin Fagan for June 05, 1998
Transcript:
Ralph: OK, Norm, here's my plan... First, we borrow a mannequin from the mall... Then, you somehow take both girls to the same movie, unbeknownst to each other... They sit on opposite sides of the theater... After the movie starts, we sit the mannequin next to one of the girls! She'll think it's you! Patrick: It'll never work. Norman: Why not? Patrick: The mannequin will have more personality. Ralph: Don't worry... We'll find one that isn't very lifelike!