Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 18, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: I can't believe it, dad... I invited Opal over for dinner and you offended her! Ralph: Like I care. Norman: If you had been nicer, things might have worked out! I might have moved out, gotten married and become a responsible adult! But thanks to you, it looks like I'll live here at home forever! Ralph: What have I done??