Drabble by Kevin Fagan for November 07, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: Mom, I invited Opal Steinbauer over for dinner tonight! June: Wonderful! Norman: This could be the most important night of my life! I want to make sure she comes away with a positive impression of our family! June: OK... What can we do to help? Norman: Think of an excuse for dad to leave town. Ralph: Where's the cat? I feel like pickin' some fleas!