Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 28, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: Here, dad... Ralph: What's this? Norman: We chipped in and bought you your own bag of Halloween candy. Patrick: We hope it will save you the shame and disgrace of raiding the trick-or-treat bags of your own children after they've gone to bed! Ralph: To be on the safe side, you might want to go in on some more!