Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 02, 1997
Transcript:
Ralph: Believe me, Patrick, your virtual pet died of natural causes! Sniff! Ralph: I didn't neglect him! I made sure he was well-fed! In fact, I fed him whenever I ate! Patrick: Well, that explains it! You fed him to death!! He can't eat as much as you! He's only human! Ralph: I didn't feel so good myself after that last pizza!