Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 26, 1997
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Beep-Beep! Boop boop beep! Ralph: Whoops! Patrick's virtual pet is beeping. That indicates a problem! I'm supposed to determine what the problem is, and press the button to fix it! It could be tired, sick, hungry... I'll bet it's hungry! I'll press the "feed" button! Whenever I have a problem, that's usually what it is!