Drabble by Kevin Fagan for September 24, 1997
Transcript:
Patrick: What should I name my virtual pet? Ralph: Why name it?? It's just a stupid toy! June: Virtual pets are more than just toys, Ralph. Children grow quite attached to them. They become like members of the family. Patrick: I think I'll name him after you dad! June: "Grunt-head?? Patrick: No, "Ralphie"! Norman: They do sort of look alike!