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Sep 16, 1997
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Man: I'm sorry, sir. You're not allowed to bring sports bottles into the stadium. 
Ralph: Why not? 
Man: Because we want you to buy all your food and drinks here at our expensive snack bar. The team just signed another journeyman pitcher to a bazillion dollar contract, so they need to get all the money they possibly can out of each and every fan. Thank you for your cooperation! 
Ralph: Baseball fever: It'll make you sick!
Sep 18, 1997
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