Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 07, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, I need some fatherly advice. Ralph: That's what I'm here for, son. Ask me anything at all. Norman: It's about a girl. Ralph: ... Except girls! Dads don't know anything about girls! Can't I give you some fatherly advice about cars or interest-bearing CDs or something like that? Norman: But I really need to know about girls! Ralph: I'll give you some fatherly advice about baseball; take it or leave it!