Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 12, 1997
Transcript:
Teacher: Look, penny! Your daddy is here to pick you up! I'm sorry to hear you didn't get that raise you asked for, Mr. Drabble! Ralph: Huh? Teacher: I hope you're not seriously considering growing a mustache! Oh, and stop putting off your dental checkup! Parents have no secrets from the preschool teacher!