Drabble by Kevin Fagan for March 04, 1997
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Wendy: Have you finished your ten-page book report, Norman? Norman: I haven't even started it. Wendy: But it's due tomorrow! I started mine a month ago! Why did you wait until the last minute?? Norman: Perhaps I have more confidence in my intellectual abilities than you have in yours! Besides, how long could it possibly take to read a ten-page book??