Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 12, 1997
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, I can explain all of this... Ralph: No need to explain, Norm. You were brilliant! Norman: Huh?? Ralph: We wouldn't want word to leak out that we have a rare and valuable South American parrot in our home! We'd be the target of thieves and extortionists! You did the right thing telling the homeowners association that Bob is just a duck! Now all we have to do is figure out how to make it look like we ate him. Bob: Why couldn't I have been in "Dilbert"?