Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 19, 1996
Transcript:
Norman: Dad, I need some fatherly advice. Ralph: OK, how about... "Things have a way of working out." Norman: No, that doesn't help. Ralph: Then how about "All's fair in love and war." "Don't sweat the little things" "Keep your eye on the ball" "Never buy a green suit"... Norman: Forget it! Ralph: Hey, I was just getting warmed up!