Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 14, 1999

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Mark: Why are we here? Roland: No choice, son...stunt candidacies are hot now! Donald Trump: As you know, there's been this amazing, amazing, amazing response to my candidacy! It's unbelievable how amazing it's been! Now I know some of you guys choke on the fact that people love me - love me! Well, guess what - I could care less what you think! As long as I'm a candidate, you have to cover me! Which is good for the Trump brand, which just gets bigger and bigger and bigger! It's a win-win-win for me! Because no matter what I do, I get phenomenal, amazing, unbelievable publicity! You have to give it to me! For free! You have no choice! You're sheep! Roland: The Donald! The Donald! Donald Trump: Yeah, Roland. Roland: Any frontrunner for first bimbo? Donald Trump: That's Trump. T-R-U-M-P.