What you’re all missing is the fact that it’s incomprehensible that this bunch would ever be satisfied with the meager portions on a TV dinner. This is merely the warm-up snack before the “real” meal: pressure formed, pre-cooked turkey-like breast meat, casserole made with Can-O-Beans brand green beans, store brand generic mushroom soup (now with 20% real mushrooms and 15% less school paste), and Grease-O brand fried onion skin strips. Also artificial butter flavored powdered “mashed potatoes” reconstituted with tap water, semi-thawed frozen apple pie (now with 10% real apples) and imitation vanilla iced milk product. With side relish of semi-pitted green olives and cranberry flavored jelly (tastefully served to preserve the original can shape). Beverage is lemon-like flavored powdered iced tea.