Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, 20 days ago

    Just one of any number of reasons why you should not employ your dog as your defense attorney.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 20 days ago

    A man who employs his dog as an attorney … must be trying to plead insanity.

  3. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 20 days ago

    Unfortunately, there have been instances of dogs being used as witnesses. Once in the town I live now. As far as I know, all unsuccessful.

  4. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 20 days ago

    Many times dogs are successful “witnesses” in drug cases. Dogs, and at least one cat are excellent “drug sniffers.”


    A courtroom demonstration of one of these animals is astounding and entertaining, especially the cat.


    What made the cat’s performance so good, the time I saw her, was that after finding the wanted sample she ran into the audience, started pulling at a lady’s purse and found two – one ounce bags of grass. I was told by the court clerk that Calliope does this quite regularly, and once found three different people “holding” in one session of court.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 20 days ago

    Not only would Dogbert get a new Walkman out of the deal, he’d also soon have another, “like new,” one at his disposal as administrator of his client’s (the late Dilbert’s) estate….

  6. Mourdac

    Mourdac said, 20 days ago

    Jonathon Swift had it right – attorneys should share the same sentence as their clients.

  7. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, 20 days ago

    I remember the days when people actually wanted walkmen. ;)

  8. gmgodsil

    gmgodsil said, 20 days ago

    I can’t believe people are commenting on an OLD comic strip. Just chuckle and enjoy it…no comments necessary!

  9. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, 20 days ago

    They love to watch her strut. Maybe he could make a deal to do wing walking til he falls off.

  10. sphinx wormwood

    sphinx wormwood said, 20 days ago

    @gmgodsil

    Gold will turn to gray

    Youth will fade away.

    They’ll never care about you

    When you’re old and in the way.

  11. GuiltyBystander

    GuiltyBystander said, 20 days ago

    I still have my AM/FM Walkman after…hmmm…30 years? Works fine, too, and I don’t have to worry about anyone stealing it.

  12. luvdafuneez

    luvdafuneez said, 20 days ago

    Dead man Walkman??

  13. A Common 'tater

    A Common 'tater said, 19 days ago

    @gmgodsil

    So GoComics have only included a comment section to fill in the space below the cartoon… but they don’t want anyone to submit comments.
    Our local council have recently installed a tram system… but they don’t want anyone to ride on it.
    This is your implied logic.

  14. Sir Osis of Liver

    Sir Osis of Liver said, 19 days ago

    @Mourdac

    About a century ago in Canada, attendance to hangings of convicted criminals was strictly restricted but it was mandatory for law students, so that they could see the results if they were to do a poor job at defending their future clients…

  15. MPeters

    MPeters GoComics PRO Member said, 19 days ago

    @gmgodsil

    So if you re-read a classic novel, you don’t comment on it?
    I’m sure several of the commenters here are seeing this strip for the first time, even if it is old. I’ve seen this arc in a book, but I haven’t seen near all the classic Dilbert strips. I enjoy seeing what people have to say about it now.

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