Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Beau Nobo

    Beau Nobo said, 5 months ago

    The first whack is just to get your attention.

  2. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 5 months ago

    Translation: Dogbert will beat the crap out of you until Stockholm Syndrome sets in and you pay up his ridiculously high fee in full….

  3. badgerman

    badgerman said, 5 months ago

    Three or four hundred years, and thousands of Nuns in parochial schools have shown that Dogberts’ method actually is effective on the average and lower IQ’d person.

  4. Black4dder

    Black4dder said, 5 months ago

    Dogbert will beat you til you love him. (to paraphrase Mike Tyson)

  5. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 5 months ago

    “And he loved big brother”. (last line from the book 1984)

  6. Tax Man

    Tax Man said, 5 months ago

    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

  7. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 5 months ago

    “You’ll love being in Dogbert’s Club.”
    “You’ll be batting 1000.”
    “You’ll want to start your own branch.”

  8. ptlover

    ptlover said, 5 months ago

    Yes SIR, may I have another, SIR.

  9. platechick

    platechick said, 5 months ago

    Pinkman from Breaking Bad: “Ya, you kinda get used to it”

  10. CFinFL

    CFinFL said, 5 months ago

    @badgerman—-I beg to differ with you. Where I came from, people were lined up & paying extra money to get their kids into Catholic schools. They didn’t dumb down the students & go for all of the present day politically correct crap. On test scores compared with public schools, they were way above average, & turn out highly successful graduates, who got the better paying jobs.

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