Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

Comments (16) (Please sign in to comment)

  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    If it has a child proof container… go find a child to open it.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Yep. They can get almost anything open.
    .
    An old readers’ digest in the joke section of real life things had a woman who asked a neighbor for help in getting a pill bottle open and the neighbor left and came back with her kid. Problem solved.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Could even Dilbert be that dumb? He is an engineer, after all.

  4. Number Two

    Number Two said, about 1 year ago

    I have a bottle of apple juice which requires the consumer to shake before opening.

    I nearly threw up.

  5. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, about 1 year ago

    @Sisyphos

    Dilbert is an engineer, which is why he is interpreting the instructions literally.

  6. Tom

    Tom said, about 1 year ago

    Lawyers write those labels. Engineers make the bottles.

  7. Aryalover

    Aryalover GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    I bought a box of animal crackers that had the same warning.
    When I opened it, sure enough…

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Throw the seal a fish

  9. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, about 1 year ago

    I don’t have a seal. Will an otter do?
    Will an otter do what?

    Bennett Cerf wrote a 1951 book “Shake Well Before Using.” It’s been about 50 years since I read it, but if I recall properly the dustjacket or forward said “After reading the advice in this book, you too will shake well before using.”

    <P?Another interpretation is “shake a long time before using”, for instance shake in April for use in June.

  10. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, about 1 year ago

    cut out the bottom

  11. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up the phone”…

  12. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    You don’t Dilbert, you’re supposed to put it back..

  13. ozkanga

    ozkanga said, about 1 year ago

    And you can only ever take 1 pill because the seal will definitely be broken then

  14. Phil721

    Phil721 said, about 1 year ago

    Why do you turn your cell phone on with the off button and shut down your computer from the start menue?

  15. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, about 1 year ago

    I asked a pharmacist that same question once… she was not amused.

  16. Load the rest of the comments (1).
Calvin and Hobbes 30th Anniversary