Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    If it has a child proof container… go find a child to open it.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Yep. They can get almost anything open.
    An old readers’ digest in the joke section of real life things had a woman who asked a neighbor for help in getting a pill bottle open and the neighbor left and came back with her kid. Problem solved.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Could even Dilbert be that dumb? He is an engineer, after all.

  4. Number Two

    Number Two said, 10 months ago

    I have a bottle of apple juice which requires the consumer to shake before opening.

    I nearly threw up.

  5. Dave4B

    Dave4B said, 10 months ago


    Dilbert is an engineer, which is why he is interpreting the instructions literally.

  6. Tom

    Tom said, 10 months ago

    Lawyers write those labels. Engineers make the bottles.

  7. Aryalover

    Aryalover GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    I bought a box of animal crackers that had the same warning.
    When I opened it, sure enough…

  8. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Throw the seal a fish

  9. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, 10 months ago

    I don’t have a seal. Will an otter do?
    Will an otter do what?

    Bennett Cerf wrote a 1951 book “Shake Well Before Using.” It’s been about 50 years since I read it, but if I recall properly the dustjacket or forward said “After reading the advice in this book, you too will shake well before using.”

    <P?Another interpretation is “shake a long time before using”, for instance shake in April for use in June.

  10. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, 10 months ago

    cut out the bottom

  11. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    “If you’d like to make a call, please hang up the phone”…

  12. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    You don’t Dilbert, you’re supposed to put it back..

  13. ozkanga

    ozkanga said, 10 months ago

    And you can only ever take 1 pill because the seal will definitely be broken then

  14. Phil721

    Phil721 said, 10 months ago

    Why do you turn your cell phone on with the off button and shut down your computer from the start menue?

  15. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, 10 months ago

    I asked a pharmacist that same question once… she was not amused.

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