Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 3 months ago

    It’s over their heads.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 3 months ago

    An SEP (Somebody Else’ Problem field)

  3. Magnate

    Magnate said, 3 months ago

    nobody really cares and/or notices when you do something great


    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    A disregard of what is overhead..

  5. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 3 months ago

    Kryptonite dioxide is an ingredient in coffee creamer.
    That and either auric argide or platinum argide.
    Oh, yes, don’t forget butylated hydroxyanisol.

  6. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    I figured out how to pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time. Please, please, no kneeling.

  7. MaxStarmanJones

    MaxStarmanJones said, 3 months ago

    And I learned to set the clock on the VCR. We don’t use it any more, but it’s not flashing now.

  8. morosemoose

    morosemoose said, 3 months ago


    Max, I’m impressed! Can you come over and set the time/date on my answering machine for me?

  9. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    And people allergic to soy should avoid coffee creamer, the “Vegetable oil” is usually cheap soy bean oil.

  10. MayKitten

    MayKitten GoComics PRO Member said, 3 months ago

    Over the last weekend I wrote an eight page booklet on the how to and regulation of hamburger production covering the rules of eight federal agencies and four states: Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri and Oklahoma.

  11. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 3 months ago

    Anti-gravity! Antu-gravity!
    I did some shopping yesterday.
    Anti-gravity! Anti-gravity!
    Does someone hear some bird chirping around here?
    Anti-gravity! Anti-gravity!

  12. Number Six

    Number Six said, 3 months ago


    I like it, I like it!

  13. Tedder13579

    Tedder13579 said, 3 months ago

    Since when did HUMMING become so hard?

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