Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    “Seminars and lectures— to rows of fools who couldn’t begin to understand my systems.

    Colleagues— laughing behind my back at the Boy Wonder.

    And becoming famous— Building on my work. BUILDING ON MY WORK!"
    “The M-5 must be destroyed”
    “Destroyed, Kirk? NO. We’re INVINCIBLE. Look what we’ve done. Your mighty starships! Four toys to be crushed as we choose—”

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago


    ‘I would say, Captain, that the M5 is not only quite capable of taking care of the ship, it is also quite capable of taking care of itself.’
    ‘You mean it’s not going to let any of us shut it off.’

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 10 months ago

    A line I’d like to have seen in Back to the Future(any one, but probably #III.)
    ‘Sorry Marty, I don’t know anything about snakebite venom, I’m just a particle physicist.’
    ‘But Doc!’

  4. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 10 months ago

    Get some clip on ties. That’s what I use during the rare occasions when I need to wear a suit. They are safer too.
    Can you imagine a tie getting caught in a lathe? (shudder)

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Sure, Dilbert, sure. That’s it. Dogbert broke your concentration, uh-huh!

  6. Paratus

    Paratus said, 10 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    Exactly — clippie ties are worn by discerning techies who must buckle under to the fashion police.

  7. piloti

    piloti said, 10 months ago

    @Clark Kent

    Yes, I certainly can. I was running a lathe with a 12 inch chuck on it at about 2000 RPM when a suit bent over to see what was going on. We wiped his head off the wall.

  8. LadyKat

    LadyKat said, 10 months ago



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