Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    As Hacker said on Yes Minister, ‘Never believe anything until it’s been officially denied.’

  2. alcors3

    alcors3 said, 6 months ago

    I have to vote for a lizard or else the wrong lizard might win!

  3. kittenpah

    kittenpah said, 6 months ago

    We had a governor a couple decades ago who always ran on the “here I am. I like tax and spend. Vote for me if that’s ok with you.” He won twice. However, everyone complained that he kept his word.

  4. Superfrog

    Superfrog said, 6 months ago

    We can’t handle the truth.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Dogbert, you’re just plain mean to poor, simple Bob the Dinosaur!

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 6 months ago

    @kittenpah

    Mondale actually said he would raise taxes. Last one to admit that in a presidential race that I know of.

  7. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 6 months ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    He also said “Reagan won’t tell you, I just did”.
    Reagan went on to raise taxes several times.

  8. francisrossi

    francisrossi said, 6 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    A very true statement, sadly.

  9. So  Lonely

    So Lonely said, 6 months ago

    What Dogbert said did not make any sense,Dogbert truly is management material

  10. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @alcors3

    Hey! that’s insulting to lizards.
    Besides no matter who wins we all lose.

  11. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    @kittenpah

    Well since they lie all of the time I guess he used reverse psychology to win.

  12. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 6 months ago

    One simple statement from a politician(who always lie) would blow our minds:
    “I am lying.”

  13. Steve Dutch

    Steve Dutch said, 6 months ago

    People don’t want politicians to tell the truth. They want politicians who tell them their favorite lies ARE the truth. Why sure you can just conjure up resources out of thin air. The government can’t do that with money, but you can do it with resources.

  14. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    And your typical voter has very little knowledge, indeed!

  15. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    There was an original Star Trek episode in which the crew were being held captive by androids. They employed a technique similar to Dogbert’s to blow their logic circuits and shut them down. Poor Bob indeed; he doesn’t even have any logic circuits.

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