Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 6 months ago

    No petting on the first date.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    ‘You… specieist!’

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Let her down gently, Dilbert; this is going badly enough already. —Then, run, do not walk!

  4. t jacobs

    t jacobs said, 6 months ago

    dilbert you are never gonna meet another girl that will be this loyal.

  5. bawana

    bawana said, 6 months ago

    Scartch her belly, give her a treat and say good night.

  6. tsandl

    tsandl said, 6 months ago

    @Sisyphos

    No, if he runs, she’ll just want to chase him.

  7. aircraft-engineer

    aircraft-engineer said, 6 months ago

    so if you want me to remember you, I’ll need to sniff your butt

  8. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, 6 months ago

    “Um…see this check? Fetch!”

  9. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    Doing so while down on all fours..

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