Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. cheap day return

    cheap day return said, over 2 years ago

    It was really cold in the lab, the Automatic Dentures were really chattering.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    A hacker decided to hack the company’s computers. Unfortunately, this caused the automatic dentures to…

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Nothing unusual about automated dentures eating Willy Johnson. No sir ree!
    (Was that corn-on-the-cob jacket made with real corn on the cob?)

  4. bagbalm

    bagbalm said, over 2 years ago

    Candy corn glued on…real corn glues poorly.

  5. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, over 2 years ago

    Willy Johnson?

  6. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 2 years ago

    @Dr Dave

    Let’s just let that pass without comment, hm?

  7. Strod

    Strod said, over 2 years ago

    @Dr Dave

    Oh, man. I had not noticed that until you pointed it out.

  8. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Willy had forgotten to place margarine onto the corn on the cob, that’s all..

  9. TheAuldWan

    TheAuldWan GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Only REAL butter will succeed for the corn process

  10. davbart92663

    davbart92663 said, over 2 years ago

    The problem was the jacket. Corn Cob, indeed.

    Should have been Salt Water Taffy.

  11. Llywus

    Llywus said, over 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    Of course it’s made from real corn-on-the-cob, Sys. This was before ethanol mandates made corn too expensive to wear as protective clothing.

  12. Daeder

    Daeder GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    …and you didn’t think to ask “What’s eating you?”

  13. route66paul

    route66paul said, over 2 years ago

    why did you leave them wound up?

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