Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    She hadn’t noticed him gone?

  2. Yngvar

    Yngvar GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    I was married? Oh, yes, I figured that he’d just gone out to pick up the paper. He can get so absentminded when he reads the sports section, so I didn’t miss him these last six months.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    At this point, Dilbert seems still to be a Good Company Man, on this mercy mission.
    Mrs. Johnson seems stunned. I’ll wager she is not so sanguine as our boy Dilly….

  4. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, 10 months ago

    “Some day we’ll look back on this… laugh nervously and change the subject!”

  5. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 10 months ago

    But not today…

  6. Senex

    Senex said, 10 months ago

    “On the bright side, I am authorized to give you this set of our automatic dentures…”

  7. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, 10 months ago

    What’s this ‘we were building’ biz?


    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Widow Johnson, oops I meant Missus Johnson appears as though that she may already establish a burst of laughter..

  9. Ben_Jammin

    Ben_Jammin said, 10 months ago

    Her mind is still trying to process what she just heard.

  10. Number Six

    Number Six said, 10 months ago


    That tickled me too!

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