Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. cheap day return

    cheap day return said, over 1 year ago

    Little Rex, do you know where oil comes from? OK then, now behave yourself.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    Rex, the Natural History museum is looking for new exhibits… hint, hint.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    Be sure to show him La Brea Tar Pits if you visit L.A.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Dawn? Are going to let little Rex get away with that threat? Tan his hide (so to speak)!

  5. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, over 1 year ago

    “I’ll risk it…”

  6. Joe King

    Joe King said, over 1 year ago

    Threaten to give the little reptile to Catbert; then when he continues to push against authority, let Catbert know it’s lunchtime.

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, over 1 year ago

    I say, cook him up and eat him!

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @ossiningaling

    With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  9. risingangel

    risingangel said, over 1 year ago

    Oh really? Maybe we’ll forget your birthday.

  10. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    What they need is for Krampus to pay a visit.

  11. renewed1

    renewed1 said, over 1 year ago

    @NyukNyuk2000

    In the great crusade to end child abuse, discipline has disappeared. Children are still abused, but the parents who really are trying to instill respect and discipline in their children are the ones who will be prosecuted. Children need structure, they are not in charge.

  12. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    Other way around. If you DON’T spank or otherwise punish him he’ll end up a spoiled, entitled little monster of no value to society.

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