Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. cheap day return

    cheap day return said, 6 months ago

    Little Rex, do you know where oil comes from? OK then, now behave yourself.

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 6 months ago

    Rex, the Natural History museum is looking for new exhibits… hint, hint.

  3. edclectic

    edclectic said, 6 months ago

    Be sure to show him La Brea Tar Pits if you visit L.A.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 6 months ago

    Dawn? Are going to let little Rex get away with that threat? Tan his hide (so to speak)!

  5. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 6 months ago

    “I’ll risk it…”

  6. Joe King

    Joe King said, 6 months ago

    Threaten to give the little reptile to Catbert; then when he continues to push against authority, let Catbert know it’s lunchtime.

  7. ossiningaling

    ossiningaling said, 6 months ago

    I say, cook him up and eat him!

  8. edclectic

    edclectic said, 6 months ago


    With fava beans and a nice Chianti.

  9. risingangel

    risingangel said, 6 months ago

    Oh really? Maybe we’ll forget your birthday.

  10. NyukNyuk2000

    NyukNyuk2000 said, 6 months ago

    I have one (AND ONLY ONE) good thing to say about spanking: Spanking is better than whatever those horrible tiger moms subject their children to. It’s sad that some people can’t accept that nobody’s perfect. I hate to think what a tiger mom would do to a kid that’s physically and/or mentally disabled.

  11. ShadowBeast

    ShadowBeast GoComics PRO Member said, 6 months ago

    What they need is for Krampus to pay a visit.

  12. renewed1

    renewed1 said, 6 months ago


    In the great crusade to end child abuse, discipline has disappeared. Children are still abused, but the parents who really are trying to instill respect and discipline in their children are the ones who will be prosecuted. Children need structure, they are not in charge.

  13. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 6 months ago

    Other way around. If you DON’T spank or otherwise punish him he’ll end up a spoiled, entitled little monster of no value to society.

  14. Lucyfur

    Lucyfur said, 6 months ago

    put him back in the egg
    —use super glue to make sure it and it is sealed

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