Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 2 years ago

    Not spotted or striped?

  2. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, over 2 years ago

    Dogbert needs to work on asking the question he really wants answered.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 2 years ago

    Bob’s answer was correct. Dogbert’s question was wrong….
    BTW, congratulations, Bob and Dawn!

  4. PocosDad

    PocosDad said, over 2 years ago

    Dogbert is thinking BIG omelet time!

  5. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, over 2 years ago

    “We’re hoping it’ll be a dinosaur, like us.”
    “I’d say the odds are in your favor.”

  6. Marshalldoc

    Marshalldoc said, over 2 years ago

    What a stupid joke! I can’t stop laughing…

    Akin to “Can I help you?”

    “I don’t know, can you?”

  7. cat-in-the-hat

    cat-in-the-hat said, over 2 years ago

    Scrambled Eggs Super

  8. JimPem

    JimPem said, over 2 years ago

    He’s describing Dogbert.

  9. Radical-Knight

    Radical-Knight said, over 2 years ago

    Yeah, after getting married, I had to learn how to ask proper questions. One day I walked in the living room with the wife sitting on the couch in front of the television set and asked, “What cha watchin”? she said “TV”!

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