Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Strod

    Strod said, about 3 years ago

    So at one time Dogbert actually had a heart and cared about Dilbert.
    Although not so much as to affect his wallet, but still.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 3 years ago

    re: strod

    I don’t know which year it was, but one time someone stole everything from Dilbert. Dogbert got the help of the two dinos and “convinced” the crook to return everything.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 3 years ago

    I assume that’s just the headless corpse wrapped in newspapers; getting the head back would cost too much. And with today’s shrunken newspapers. it’s going to require rather more of those for the wrap-up….

  4. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, about 3 years ago

    Folger’s Coffee can
    The Dude approves
    Walter sprays Donny

  5. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 3 years ago

    “But his will said that he wanted his body to be donated to science.”
    “Well, science called and said ‘no thanks’.”

  6. lizilu

    lizilu said, about 3 years ago

    Kill him and make it look like assisted suicide. Oh, and watch as he bleeds out.

  7. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, about 3 years ago

    Mortuaries are vile, legally mandated thieves. Newspaper is the right choice.

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