Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Strod

    Strod said, about 1 year ago

    So at one time Dogbert actually had a heart and cared about Dilbert.
    Although not so much as to affect his wallet, but still.

  2. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    re: strod

    I don’t know which year it was, but one time someone stole everything from Dilbert. Dogbert got the help of the two dinos and “convinced” the crook to return everything.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    I assume that’s just the headless corpse wrapped in newspapers; getting the head back would cost too much. And with today’s shrunken newspapers. it’s going to require rather more of those for the wrap-up….

  4. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, about 1 year ago

    More like the three stooges of grief.
    Will the newspapers be the WSJ?

  5. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, about 1 year ago

    Folger’s Coffee can
    The Dude approves
    Walter sprays Donny

  6. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 1 year ago

    “But his will said that he wanted his body to be donated to science.”
    “Well, science called and said ‘no thanks’.”

  7. lizilu

    lizilu said, about 1 year ago

    Kill him and make it look like assisted suicide. Oh, and watch as he bleeds out.

  8. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @Sisyphos

    Vlad the Impaler Tsepesh lost his head to the invading Ottomans. Later all of his bones went missing.

  9. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, about 1 year ago

    @lizilu

    Remember what happened to Dr. Kevorkian?

  10. Chris Maple

    Chris Maple said, about 1 year ago

    Mortuaries are vile, legally mandated thieves. Newspaper is the right choice.

  11. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Dilbert rolled up in old news papers sounds financially practical.. However do not use any of the comic section, they’re not to go to waste..

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