Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    Oh, another low blow by Dogbert.

  2. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    I’d settle for one bottle…it would last a lifetime

  3. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 9 months ago

    I prefer tap water. This suburb gets its water from the city of Chicago which gets it from lake Michigan.
    Cork sniffer? I’ll have to use that on some deserving blowhard.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 9 months ago

    And some sarcastic, villainous non-humans may need to be corkscrewed….

  5. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 9 months ago

    How does that innocent comment manage to sounds totally obscene?

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 9 months ago

    Our tap water used to be spring water until the beer breweries got all the good stuff.

  7. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    For a man even a bad cork sniff can be a good time.

  8. Dunestrider

    Dunestrider said, 9 months ago

    I know women who are like wine: sour and pretentious.

  9. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 9 months ago

    Oh… Quit ur ‘wining’

  10. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 9 months ago

    Hey, just looking at the shape of the bottle is still good.

  11. bumm404

    bumm404 said, 9 months ago

    cork sniffer better than cork sacker or cough sufferer

  12. Lucyfur

    Lucyfur said, 9 months ago

    stupid is as stupid does.. Dogbert.

  13. Cor Blymie

    Cor Blymie GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago

    “A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle.” —
    Charles Baudelaire

  14. lizilu

    lizilu GoComics PRO Member said, 9 months ago


    Well said.

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