Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. MiepR

    MiepR said, almost 3 years ago

    Not really funny.

  2. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, almost 3 years ago

    Why don’t you go read the obituaries. I.m sure you’ll find something to amuse you there.

  3. Number Six

    Number Six said, almost 3 years ago

    Armistice Day.

    Lest We Forget.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 3 years ago

    Ah, the disillusionment.
    Hey, if Homer Simpson can become an astronaut…
    (I’ve often imagined Bart Simpson getting into one of those ‘my dad is better than your dad.’ The other kid says, ‘My father was a bush pilot.’ "Mine was an astronaut… a submarine commander… ran the garbage department… stopped a nuclear meltdown…’

  5. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago

    Armistice Day
    In the 11th Month,
    On the 11th Day,
    At the 11th Hour,
    World War I ended.
    Armistice Day has become Veterans’ Day to honor all our Service Men and Women, past and present. We thank you for your service. ♥

  6. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, almost 3 years ago


    My dad served in Korea and Vietnam….I thank all the powers that be for our soldiers everyday.

  7. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 3 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    But caused many more meltdowns…

  8. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 3 years ago

    At least they didn’t call it “microgravity.” Technically, one is still under the influence the Earth’s gravity in the Exosphere. The gravity of the planet is still there and acting on the craft, or it would simply shoot off into space. However, the acceleration due to gravity is effectively nullified by the forces involved in orbital motion. Equalization and no net acceleration. Weight is mass times acceleration, usually gravity being that acceleration. If the net acceleration toward the planet centroid is zero, no weight, but gravity most definitely still exists.

  9. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 3 years ago

    Heh heh. I guess this rates Dillly as “expendable”?

  10. kroykali

    kroykali said, almost 3 years ago


    Nice explanation.
    I never cared for the term “microgravity” either.

  11. Mcboyes

    Mcboyes said, almost 3 years ago

    Thanks to all our current and former soldiers. I’ll be remembering my cousin. God bless the vets.

  12. BRO6164

    BRO6164 said, almost 3 years ago

    How about stop going into wars that cant be won or we have no business in? US has not won a war since 1945 – a vet

    Thank-you for your service pearls. I hope that your feelings will not stop you from attending a Veteran’s Day Ceremony.
    From a fellow Vet,please try.

  13. route66paul

    route66paul said, almost 3 years ago

    Stop “police actions” where we have no business – we need to use “black ops” if we want something done. Concentrate on the job, not the peripherals.
    If we can not justify that, stay away. We do not fight because we can win, but we should fight when it is right to do so.

  14. katzenbooks45!

    katzenbooks45! said, almost 3 years ago

    Same reason they sent Wollowitz into space on Big Bang Theory.

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