Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    Engineers snort a lot…

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago


    But what do they snort?

  3. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I knew someone would up with that! ;-) They snort Coke, but often get their heads stuck in the bottle.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 12 months ago



    Only time I can think of snorting on the job was when I was testing materials for the new Aquaglass factory in 1993. They had diesel equipment inside and not a whole lot of ventilation. Inhaled lots of greasy black smoke. Black goop in the nose…

  5. Kris Bennett

    Kris Bennett said, 12 months ago

    It’s a dreadful curse…engineers are nerds, my brother is an engineer and so far its been three years

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    That’s your best? No wonder you became an engineer, Dilbert!

  7. Ray C

    Ray C said, 12 months ago

    Keep it up, guys. It only enhances my feeling of superiority. Now, where did I put my pocket protector?

  8. Chris Kenworthy

    Chris Kenworthy said, 12 months ago

    Was this the first appearance of proto-Wally? Or has he already shown up in the classics?

  9. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 12 months ago

    Snort. Snort. Snort, snort, snort snort snort snortsnortsnort.
    (Steam locomotive after engineer opens throttle)

  10. Peam

    Peam said, 12 months ago


  11. phyllis  bear

    phyllis bear said, 12 months ago

    ..chuckle, chuckle . hahah — try that in a D cup…

  12. wjspencer

    wjspencer said, 12 months ago


    I think social graces require subtlety and flexibility, neither of which are traits of logical, rule-driven thinkers like engineers tend to be.

  13. wildcatherder

    wildcatherder said, 12 months ago

    I was an electronics engineer for ten years. During that time I also worked at renaissance faires, wrote short stories, created pencils drawings, produced radio plays and took up belly dance. Engineers are people, too.

  14. Number Six

    Number Six said, 12 months ago

    @Chris Kenworthy

    Wally first appeared a couple of months ago.

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