Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Or clear thinking in rats.

  2. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    definitely not cupboard love, here.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    Must be one of the rats of NIMH.
    (Funny, don’t remember a Ratbert in the book or movie.)

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    For one thing he didn’t used to be orange…

  5. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas said, almost 2 years ago

    One day after sleeping badly, an anatomist went to his frog laboratory and removed from a cage one frog with white spots on its back. He placed it on a table and drew a line just in front of the frog. “Jump frog, jump!” he shouted. The little critter jumped two feet forward. In his lab book, the anatomist scribbled, “Frog with four legs jumps two feet.”

    Then, he surgically removed one leg of the frog and repeated the experiment. “Jump, jump!” To which, the frog leaped forward 1.5 feet. He wrote down, “Frog with three legs jumps 1.5 feet.”

    Next, he removed a second leg. “Jump frog, jump!” The frog managed to jump a foot. He scribbled in his lab book, “Frog with two legs jumps one foot.”

    Not stopping there, the anatomist removed yet another leg. “Jump, jump!” The poor frog somehow managed to move 0.5 feet forward. The scientist wrote, “Frog with one leg jumps 0.5 feet.”

    Finally, he eliminated the last leg. “Jump, jump!” he shouted, encouraging forward progress for the frog. But despite all its efforts, the frog could not budge. “Jump frog, jump!” he cried again. It was no use; the frog would not response. The anatomist thought for a while and then wrote in his lab book, “Frog with no legs goes deaf.”

  6. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Sounds excellent…

    And now I’m hungry :)

  7. awgiedawgie

    awgiedawgie GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Over a hundred pounds a day?!? I feel sorry for whoever has to clean his cage… in fact, for anyone who has to go near that laboratory.

  8. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Observation: copious macaroni and cheese causes laboratory rats to be able to speak cogently.
    Conclusion to be announced at next major scientific conference:
    Macaroni and cheese is the true brain food!

  9. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    and a jaundiced rat with a peculiar odor

  10. gaslightguy

    gaslightguy said, almost 2 years ago

    It only induces paranoia if you read the ingredient list on the side of the box.

  11. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 2 years ago

    @gaslightguy

    You need a degree in organic chemistry in order to understand half of what’s on most ingredient lists these days!

  12. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    re: nyuknyuk

    I hope you are kidding.

  13. AwelCruiz

    AwelCruiz said, almost 2 years ago

    And frogs with no legs are deaf.

  14. biggstrip

    biggstrip said, almost 2 years ago

    Time to grow up.

  15. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, almost 2 years ago

    dark and sinister!

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