Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    Likewise with your pay stub.

  2. Rad-ish

    Rad-ish GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    That’s when you tell them they are doing the job wrong.

  3. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 12 months ago

    Well, Dogbert, WHAT IF HE DOESN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT OR MAKE ANY RIGHT CHOICES? Then what, my furry management expert?
    The guy is over-educated yet totally incompetent!

  4. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    i think moneypenny’s looking for work

  5. jgordy24

    jgordy24 said, 12 months ago

    Ok, Department Secretary, there’s the door, don’t let it hit you in the a$$ on the way out….

  6. ChessPirate

    ChessPirate said, 12 months ago

    “Very neat lettering.”

  7. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    “Well, when I read the gibberish out loud, it almost sounds like Gregorian monks chanting.”

  8. kaecispopX

    kaecispopX said, 12 months ago

    Dogbert forgot to recommend the use of rolled up newspaper in the case of bad behavior.

  9. ujean

    ujean said, 12 months ago

    Eventually, he was replaced with Carole who spends her time much more effectively. Plotting the death of the PHB.

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