Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    As you should…

  2. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 8 months ago

    ‘Burglary?’
    ‘Eat burglar.’
    ’You’re hired.’

  3. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, 8 months ago

    “Eat the baby”

  4. Harry Grapjas

    Harry Grapjas GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Call Bruce Willis

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 8 months ago

    [Bob speaks:] Dunno. Never been around when that happened before, though family tradition says some of my distant ancestors had a bad time with such an event….

  6. C C Alexander

    C C Alexander GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    oh, you mean like demorats -

  7. lizilu

    lizilu GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    What is the correct answer? I’d say “Call 9-1-1” to that too.

  8. lizilu

    lizilu GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    Good point. Tell me, if the earth is getting warmer, why are temperatures declining? You looter/moocher zombies will believe anything your Controllers tell you to believe?

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    C’mon, Bob, you STUDIED for this! The answer is “light baby on fire to keep warm”!

  10. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 8 months ago

    He and his kind dug underground and went into suspended animation for many millions of years and came out in the Pliocene.

  11. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, 8 months ago

    You never know, Bob.. It can most certainly happen again..

  12. edclectic

    edclectic said, 8 months ago

    Kiss his Adasaurus goodbye.

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