Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    I can believe it, LOL!!!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 3 years ago

    And there is no gnome cure.

  3. [NAME REDACTED]

    [NAME REDACTED] said, over 3 years ago

    And to think, some Dilbert wannabe strip turned this one comic strip into a recurring character. No, it’s not as good as it sounds.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 3 years ago

    re: Maykitten

    You haven’t been to the pacific northwest then. After years of doing the drugs, most of them are not nice people.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 3 years ago

    ’You’re a practicing witch? How long before you get good at it?’
    Zap.
    “Great… another pink flamingo!’

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 3 years ago

    Choose your words carefully, Dilbert. In fact, shut up. She seems to have a short fuse and great powers….

  7. MiepR

    MiepR said, over 3 years ago

    Hagowar, and let’s not forget that your witch fails are “fat.” That surely makes you an expert on women!

  8. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    Sounds like she’s the White Witch from Charn (and also Narnia).

  9. The Reader

    The Reader GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    YARD SALE!

  10. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, over 3 years ago

    I like this girl. I wonder what she’d think of Dogbert.

  11. Hedgehog

    Hedgehog said, over 3 years ago

    @ewalnut

    “I like this girl. I wonder what she’d think of Dogbert.”

    He was one of her first.

  12. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    If her powers are so great why are her lawn ornaments tacky?

  13. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, over 3 years ago

    @ewalnut

    a Dogbert lawn ornament….?

  14. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, over 3 years ago

    Of course Nabuqudurizhur is perfect. Just ask him, he’ll tell you. He’s the only one in the PNW who never did drugs, go drunk, and partied. And had hasn’t had a date since the sixth grade because not of the girls met his standards, or were to stupid to go out with him.

  15. curmudgeon68

    curmudgeon68 said, over 3 years ago

    You have him pegged exactly as I do.

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