Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I can believe it, LOL!!!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    And there is no gnome cure.

  3. [NAME REDACTED]

    [NAME REDACTED] said, about 2 years ago

    And to think, some Dilbert wannabe strip turned this one comic strip into a recurring character. No, it’s not as good as it sounds.

  4. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 2 years ago

    re: Maykitten

    You haven’t been to the pacific northwest then. After years of doing the drugs, most of them are not nice people.

  5. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    ’You’re a practicing witch? How long before you get good at it?’
    Zap.
    “Great… another pink flamingo!’

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    Choose your words carefully, Dilbert. In fact, shut up. She seems to have a short fuse and great powers….

  7. MiepR

    MiepR said, about 2 years ago

    Hagowar, and let’s not forget that your witch fails are “fat.” That surely makes you an expert on women!

  8. jeffc42

    jeffc42 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Sounds like she’s the White Witch from Charn (and also Narnia).

  9. alcluin

    alcluin said, about 2 years ago

    @Nabuquduriuzhur

    Have been there and know quite a few Witches in the portland area and all i know are nice both male and female.

    But like any group there are the oddballs that bring bad opinion’s to the group .

    The Wiccan Reed says: ‘Do what ye will, and it harm none.’ This basically means that as long as your actions don’t hurt anyone else, you can do as you wish. Other quote the saying as saying: ‘An it harm none, do what ye will.’ This is the same saying, but just worded differently.
    And all try to live with in this guide but they are human and like all humans make mistakes . BUT of course you are perfect and feel able to judge and entire religion based of your opinion and views ?

  10. INGSOC

    INGSOC GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    All of that stuff gets in the way, while trying to mow..

  11. The Reader

    The Reader GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    YARD SALE!

  12. ewalnut

    ewalnut said, about 2 years ago

    I like this girl. I wonder what she’d think of Dogbert.

  13. Hedgehog

    Hedgehog said, about 2 years ago

    @ewalnut

    “I like this girl. I wonder what she’d think of Dogbert.”

    He was one of her first.

  14. Senex

    Senex said, about 2 years ago

    “Most of the women who claim to be witches (Wiccans) are not. They’re just fat chicks looking to get laid on the reputation of Wiccans for wild sex.”
    .
    Sounds OK to me…

  15. Dogday88

    Dogday88 GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    @Sisyphos

    If her powers are so great why are her lawn ornaments tacky?

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