Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 1 year ago

    You’ll get there. Left #6 is the wrong way on a one way street.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 1 year ago

    Burl Penny would do the same thing.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 1 year ago

    ‘How do I get to Broadway?’
    ‘Practice.’

  4. Glass Hole

    Glass Hole GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Dogbert is always available to offer his good deed of the day, even if it means that the blind shall lead the blind..

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 1 year ago

    Back to basics: just lean out of your car window while driving and try to engage in conversation with a dog walking by the side of the road. Of course, it’s 50%-50% whether you end up in the Emergency Room or the Psych Ward….

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, about 1 year ago

    “but the little dog told me this was the way to go!”

  7. unnormal

    unnormal said, about 1 year ago

    Uh, Dil? . . . I think your first response was a give-away.

  8. unnormal

    unnormal said, about 1 year ago

    @Glass Hole

    True story:


    My mother’s brother who lived in Sitka, was visiting us in Los Angeles when a motorist asked him for directions to Somewhere-or-other. He gave them very concise directions to a spot about two miles offshore.
    Being a Presbyterian minister by trade, he was primarily interested in giving the driver Hope; not terribly concerned withTruth.

  9. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    @unnormal

    Dogbert.

  10. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    When I was living in Florida, ANYTIME a tourist would ask for directions, I would ALWAYS tell him to go two miles, take the third left, and go 1/2 mile. “You can’t miss it!”
    When we could end up with nit-wits who could start out in Daytona Beach, and end up in St. Petersburg, looking for Disney World, they deserved those directions!
    I actually had a couple from Ohio tell me they had driven from Daytona on I-4, and had seen ALL the signs marked for “Disney World”, but they “weren’t sure if they should really get off there”!

  11. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, about 1 year ago

    It’s at 9800 EAST Fullerton avenue in Chicago.
    Look it up on a map.

  12. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    Roscoe Rules approves

  13. gmforde

    gmforde said, about 1 year ago

    Now that we have a gps unit, we’re not so easily fooled….

  14. rkozakand

    rkozakand said, about 1 year ago

    Presbyterians giving people hope?!
    John Knox would NOT approve!!!!

  15. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, about 1 year ago

    “Practice, practice, practice! …wait, no, that’s how you get to Carnegie Hall.”

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