Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, almost 2 years ago

    You’ll get there. Left #6 is the wrong way on a one way street.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, almost 2 years ago

    Burl Penny would do the same thing.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, almost 2 years ago

    ‘How do I get to Broadway?’
    ‘Practice.’

  4. Good Evening

    Good Evening GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    Dogbert is always available to offer his good deed of the day, even if it means that the blind shall lead the blind..

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, almost 2 years ago

    Back to basics: just lean out of your car window while driving and try to engage in conversation with a dog walking by the side of the road. Of course, it’s 50%-50% whether you end up in the Emergency Room or the Psych Ward….

  6. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, almost 2 years ago

    “but the little dog told me this was the way to go!”

  7. unnormal

    unnormal said, almost 2 years ago

    Uh, Dil? . . . I think your first response was a give-away.

  8. unnormal

    unnormal said, almost 2 years ago

    @Good Evening

    True story:


    My mother’s brother who lived in Sitka, was visiting us in Los Angeles when a motorist asked him for directions to Somewhere-or-other. He gave them very concise directions to a spot about two miles offshore.
    Being a Presbyterian minister by trade, he was primarily interested in giving the driver Hope; not terribly concerned withTruth.

  9. Blackwolff9

    Blackwolff9 GoComics PRO Member said, almost 2 years ago

    @unnormal

    Dogbert.

  10. Dr Dave

    Dr Dave said, almost 2 years ago

    Roscoe Rules approves

  11. gmforde

    gmforde said, almost 2 years ago

    Now that we have a gps unit, we’re not so easily fooled….

  12. rkozakand

    rkozakand said, almost 2 years ago

    Presbyterians giving people hope?!
    John Knox would NOT approve!!!!

  13. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, almost 2 years ago

    “Practice, practice, practice! …wait, no, that’s how you get to Carnegie Hall.”

  14. Funnysand

    Funnysand said, almost 2 years ago

    “Drive as fast as you can into that tree” So funny.

  15. unnormal

    unnormal said, almost 2 years ago

    @Blackwolff9

    Oops . . . I was up too late.

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