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  1. Brian K

    Brian K said, 10 months ago

    They should make manly tissues boxes, like a picture of a skull with dice around and drinking beer or a hardcore guy on a Harley. Anything hardcore a man would like.

  2. MiepR

    MiepR said, 10 months ago

    Yeah, beer labeling would be a big hit. Why hasn’t Budweiser thought of this?

  3. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 10 months ago

    Well you could always crochet one of those holders… oh, right.

  4. chireef

    chireef GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    lets see… a design that a man would like… like something from the swimsuit issue? more likely different team logos … they should do the same for shampoo sense too, things like ’57 Chevy or Corinthian leather or wood shop maybe

  5. JoanHelen

    JoanHelen said, 10 months ago


    Snerk! Good one, Linux0s

  6. BRI-NO-MITE!!

    BRI-NO-MITE!! said, 10 months ago

    Real men don’t use Kleenex; they blow snot rockets.

  7. masterskrain

    masterskrain GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    Was in the grocery store the other day and saw tissue boxes with College Sports Logos on the boxes.
    It’s a start, anyway…

  8. Al

    Al GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago


    Sow why would that be a bad idea? At least 10% of today’s crocheters are male. And until the end of the industrial revolution, any kind of sewing, crocheting, knitting was a male province

  9. Ray C

    Ray C said, 10 months ago

    Kleenex used to sell a product called “Man Size” tissues. They were a foot square, in a plain blue box. Then they reduced them to 11" square. Then they changed the name to “Extra Large” or something. Then they prettied up the box. Now they don’t sell them anymore. I have to make do with “Puffs” in tiny square boxes. What next? Pink Glocks?

  10. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    @Ray C

    In case you hadn’t noticed, Ray C, many gun manufacturers are now making pink models, because more women are taking up shooting for sport and for self-defense. But somehow, “manly Puffs” seems a tad oxymoronic to me…. I just use them; I don’t linger over the packaging.

  11. Jeff H

    Jeff H said, 10 months ago

    Why doesn’t he use a handkerchief, and carry his snot around in his pocket like a REAL man???

  12. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 10 months ago

    @Ray C

    “Foot square, man sized tissues” sounds like Bounty paper towels to me.

  13. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 10 months ago

    Use a roll of toilet paper. Less expensive.

  14. gmforde

    gmforde said, 10 months ago

    Toilet paper is not less expensive anymore, unless you get the really cheap kind. On an episode of the “Big Bang Theory,” I noticed their tissue box was a colorful cardboard game cube. It was cool looking. They do have more “manly” boxes, but you have to look for them. He could have gotten the generic or store brand version. I remember the man sized tissues. They didn’t last long, pertly because men never bought the things. lol

  15. knitterknerd

    knitterknerd said, 10 months ago

    If we’re going to stereotype, I would have thought the typical man wouldn’t care what his Kleenex box looked like.

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