Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    A mindreader he is not.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, over 1 year ago

    Wait, let’s go back to the part about a cheerleader uniform…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, over 1 year ago

    re: margeuritem
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    no one is.
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    That’s why the handful of people I’ve run into over the years that though others should be able to read their minds, never made sense. While a person can be noticed as happy, sad, angry, etc., it’s beyond human ken to know it’s because of something they just remembered that happened 20 years ago…

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    It’s a sad sight when engineers crack.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, over 1 year ago

    Helena brings out the best… err, worst… err, Dilliest in Dilbert! He is fated to be a loser at romance.

  6. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    Quit horsin’ around, Dilly!

  7. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, over 1 year ago

    Stay single! Marriage is a fraud promulgated by the people in power (both secular and religious/superstitious) to control us.

  8. Senex

    Senex said, over 1 year ago

    If you could read my mind, love,
    What a tale my thoughts would tell.

  9. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, over 1 year ago

    @simpsonfan2

    I’m sure you wouldn’t want to see me in a cheerleader’s uniform.

  10. Carlyle620

    Carlyle620 said, over 1 year ago

    @Senex

    If you could read my mind, love,
    What a tale my thoughts would tell.

    Very good. Took me a sec. Gordon Lightfoot.

  11. eron norris

    eron norris said, over 1 year ago

    institution – just like a prison ;)

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, over 1 year ago

    Why do people expect telepathy but not forth rightness?

  13. edclectic

    edclectic said, over 1 year ago

    @eron norris

    Or an insane asylum…

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