Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    A mindreader he is not.

  2. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, 10 months ago

    Wait, let’s go back to the part about a cheerleader uniform…

  3. Nabuquduriuzhur

    Nabuquduriuzhur said, 10 months ago

    re: margeuritem
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    no one is.
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    That’s why the handful of people I’ve run into over the years that though others should be able to read their minds, never made sense. While a person can be noticed as happy, sad, angry, etc., it’s beyond human ken to know it’s because of something they just remembered that happened 20 years ago…

  4. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 10 months ago

    It’s a sad sight when engineers crack.

  5. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, 10 months ago

    Helena brings out the best… err, worst… err, Dilliest in Dilbert! He is fated to be a loser at romance.

  6. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    Quit horsin’ around, Dilly!

  7. Clark  Kent

    Clark Kent said, 10 months ago

    Stay single! Marriage is a fraud promulgated by the people in power (both secular and religious/superstitious) to control us.

  8. Senex

    Senex said, 10 months ago

    If you could read my mind, love,
    What a tale my thoughts would tell.

  9. Prof d'anglais

    Prof d'anglais said, 10 months ago

    @simpsonfan2

    I’m sure you wouldn’t want to see me in a cheerleader’s uniform.

  10. Carlyle620

    Carlyle620 said, 10 months ago

    @Senex

    If you could read my mind, love,
    What a tale my thoughts would tell.

    Very good. Took me a sec. Gordon Lightfoot.

  11. eron norris

    eron norris GoComics PRO Member said, 10 months ago

    institution – just like a prison ;)

  12. Night-Gaunt49

    Night-Gaunt49 said, 10 months ago

    Why do people expect telepathy but not forth rightness?

  13. edclectic

    edclectic said, 10 months ago

    @eron norris

    Or an insane asylum…

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