Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    What more could a dog want?

  2. MiepR

    MiepR said, about 2 years ago

    This is unconvincing. Dogbert is perfectly capable of ordering a state of the art burglar alarm setup.

  3. simpsonfan2

    simpsonfan2 said, about 2 years ago

    @MiepR

    Better than that, get Guard Duck.

  4. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    Didn’t Dogbert deal with a burglar in a previous strip?

  5. Pacopuddy

    Pacopuddy said, about 2 years ago

    @MiepR

    And a martini.

  6. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    See, Dogbert? What more could a completely megalomaniacal narcissistic pooch want?

  7. edclectic

    edclectic said, about 2 years ago

    SNAFU!

  8. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, about 2 years ago

    Sarcasm???

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 2 years ago

    In this job market, you take what you can get!

  10. MagicFan

    MagicFan said, about 2 years ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    Called Bob and Dawn on him.

  11. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    be glad you’re not his wife

  12. Coffee-Turtle

    Coffee-Turtle said, about 2 years ago

    If you have to explain to your dog how to be a dog, perhaps the roles are reversed.

  13. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, about 2 years ago

    Why not? If all he has to do is work, work, work we might as well let him get some kind of benefit from it!

  14. waykirk

    waykirk said, about 2 years ago

    I can remember without fail, even after all these years, the lovely latrines at Fort Lewis, Washington. There were about thirty or forty commodes facing each other at an angle with no screens or anything else to ease your discomfort of downloading in public or your colleagues.

    This is the same place where I took my jungle training in the middle of winter with snow on the ground. The instructors said dont worry about it. It will be warm when YOU get there.

    They were right.

    What a load of crap, says the old Sarge

  15. The Life I Draw Upon

    The Life I Draw Upon said, about 2 years ago

    @Pacopuddy

    The name is Bert, Dogbert.

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