Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. margueritem

    margueritem GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    Snerk!

  2. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, about 2 years ago

    Perfectly natural for Dilbert.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, about 2 years ago

    Rather uplifting strip.

  4. Sisyphos

    Sisyphos said, about 2 years ago

    The living dead. You are so correct, young lady!

  5. Ryan (Say what now‽)

    Ryan (Say what now‽) GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    I hope he doesn’t smell dead.

  6. mbreed184

    mbreed184 said, about 2 years ago

    “How long until dead body stinks?” -Julian Smith

  7. roxxitt2yaaa

    roxxitt2yaaa said, about 2 years ago

    Paranoid much?

  8. CARAPORAM

    CARAPORAM said, about 2 years ago

    He ain’t dead until the tie fells……..

  9. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst said, about 2 years ago

    But how many people have fallen down an elevator and broken their neck, as opposed to stairs?

  10. fishbulb239

    fishbulb239 said, about 2 years ago

    I, too, avoid elevators, though not from fear of being stuck. I simply can’t stand to just stand around in that tiny room. I much prefer keeping moving and taking the stairs. As a side benefit, the stairs provide a li’l bit o’ exercise and avoid unnecessary electricity use. But really it’s about the aversion to standing around, particularly since you usually have to stand around with a bunch of complete strangers who are trying to avoid making eye contact with anybody else or acknowledging that the other people exist.

  11. waykirk

    waykirk said, about 2 years ago

    Just last week I was on the elevator at the US Mint building in New Orleans. Great exhibit of 50 years of the Preservation Hall Band and Louis Armstrong’s coronet. You should go already. I was nearly all by myself throughout the museum.

    When it stopped at the ground floor the doors didn’t open. Oh oh, I thought. I had to press the open door button on the console in order to open the door.

    Whew, my nightmares of elevators were banished at that
    point. This time.

    Next time I am walking.

    The old and paranoid Sarge

  12. nazzofoggenmach

    nazzofoggenmach GoComics PRO Member said, about 2 years ago

    and yet you still change clothes in a phone booth

  13. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, about 2 years ago

    Missed his one and only chance.

  14. renewed1

    renewed1 said, about 2 years ago

    Can’t go up stairs any more, so using elevators is not really an option. I try to strike up conservations with anyone who happens to be in there with me. It usually works well.

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