Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, 12 months ago

    Your name will now be “No. 2”.

  2. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, 12 months ago

    @Linux0s

    Already taken…by Dr. Evil’s ’kick.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, 12 months ago

    ‘You are Number Six.’
    ‘I am not a pencil… I am a free man!’
    ‘Well … that’s debatable .. isn’t it?’

  4. DaveGlass

    DaveGlass said, 12 months ago

    Early Pointy hair boss

  5. oldmanbob

    oldmanbob said, 12 months ago

    Dilpen? Doh!

  6. Joshcaleb1

    Joshcaleb1 GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    6th comment! Boss: I decided to reconize your job because you stink. so I named one of my pencils after you. Dilbert: WOW….. I QUIT!!!!

  7. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, 12 months ago

    Your new name is Dixon.

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    “I will not be pushed, sharpened, chewed on, tapped on your desk, balanced on your nose, used as a drumstick or stuck behind your ear!”

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, 12 months ago

    Dilbert, yours is the one he picks his nose with.

  10. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, 12 months ago

    That must have been the pointy haired boss before he started getting his bonuses that made his hair grow.

  11. Glowerin

    Glowerin said, 12 months ago

    Wisconsin teacher negotiating with Walker.

  12. rpstrong

    rpstrong GoComics PRO Member said, 12 months ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I am not a lumber! I am a tree man!

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