Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams

Dilbert Classics

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  1. Linux0s

    Linux0s said, over 1 year ago

    Your name will now be “No. 2”.

  2. exoticdoc2

    exoticdoc2 said, over 1 year ago

    @Linux0s

    Already taken…by Dr. Evil’s ’kick.

  3. Bruno Zeigerts

    Bruno Zeigerts said, over 1 year ago

    ‘You are Number Six.’
    ‘I am not a pencil… I am a free man!’
    ‘Well … that’s debatable .. isn’t it?’

  4. DaveGlass

    DaveGlass said, over 1 year ago

    Early Pointy hair boss

  5. oldmanbob

    oldmanbob said, over 1 year ago

    Dilpen? Doh!

  6. Joshcaleb1

    Joshcaleb1 GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    6th comment! Boss: I decided to reconize your job because you stink. so I named one of my pencils after you. Dilbert: WOW….. I QUIT!!!!

  7. Fogger_man

    Fogger_man said, over 1 year ago

    Your new name is Dixon.

  8. The Wolf In Your Midst

    The Wolf In Your Midst GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    “I will not be pushed, sharpened, chewed on, tapped on your desk, balanced on your nose, used as a drumstick or stuck behind your ear!”

  9. Rickapolis

    Rickapolis said, over 1 year ago

    Dilbert, yours is the one he picks his nose with.

  10. katina.cooper

    katina.cooper said, over 1 year ago

    That must have been the pointy haired boss before he started getting his bonuses that made his hair grow.

  11. Glowerin

    Glowerin said, over 1 year ago

    Wisconsin teacher negotiating with Walker.

  12. rpstrong

    rpstrong GoComics PRO Member said, over 1 year ago

    @Bruno Zeigerts

    I am not a lumber! I am a tree man!

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